The always witty Dylan Moran has a little scene to that effect. You just need to wait for the man to start doing something, and then come up and talk to him. "Well, what else do you need ?! I'm trying to open a can of beans, and here you ... walk on the ground, breathe the air like your own! Every time I try to do something you come to take and take away all my dreams ! ".
P. S. Quoted from memory, funnier in the original.
It looks like mine today) As I return from a trip of a week and a half or two, by the end of the first day I get angry, "diffusely floating irritation." So ... every other time. Both I and my family know this feature, so I control the manifestations, but they do not poke around. Therefore, there have been no quarrels around this for many years. But my look, I probably have a dull, unfriendly look, and the intonation is formally polite. Loved ones stumble, recoil slightly. I apologize; - well, that, PMS is. Like physiology. Or to change the rhythm, style ... Well, in the morning everything will be fine as usual.