Can you tell whether the new guy you just met is gay or not, even if he is dressed in “manly” office attire? It’s not so much the outside appearance that is the dead giveaway, but some people still choose to base their suspicions on the physical aspect.
What are the signs that the guy who just caught your eye is a queer? Read the following and learn the top twenty signs that he is gay:
1. He is single and does not talk about the opposite sex. He does not date. If he is 40 and older then the chance is greater.
2. He can be seen around with his mother of whom he is very fond and caring.
3. He dresses "young" or fashionably. Black or white is his favorite color. He wears cologne.
4. He wears a ring on his right hand next to the little finger.
5. He gets the giggles often, and sometimes has tears in his eyes from weeping.
6. He uses a silk or cotton handkerchief instead of a paper tissue.
7. He prefers classical music concerts to sporting events.
8. He uses the cubicle in a public toilet to pee unless there is a GUY using the urinals. If he passes by any cubicle he would look into the cubicle.
9. He goes to the gym and takes care of his body and face.
10. He wears sexy underwear.
11. He is very gentle, elegant and soft-spoken.
12. He is comfortable talking to women and can actually carry on a long conversation with them.
13. He would not smoke inside his flat or bedroom. He smokes only outside or in the kitchen.
14. He is neat and clean. He loves antiques and little knickknacks that beautify a room. He loves essential oils and burners, or aromatic candles and incense.
15. He is a good cook or loves to cook.
16. He has short facial hair, e.g. moustache and very, very short haircut even though he is not balding.
17. He is often seen hanging around magazine sections in bookshops.
18. He goes on holidays with fellows.
19. If he is in a restaurant or cafeteria and someone enters the place, he would look up to see who came in and what they are like.
20. He is not a Christian or Catholic. He might be a Buddhist, Taoist or probably a free thinker.
All these are generalizations of course, if you carried most of these traits but you happen to be a woman, well, then you are probably a typical fag hag.
